infidelectronic

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Sun, 10 May 2009 01:33:24 -0400

Haha. It’s “3”.

Corporate Inspection Today

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:48:00 -0400

Which, for my store,

(you might know where)

means we get a law school drop-out to run through a checklist of rules/reg’s.

We used to have corporate health inspections.

Then they decided to merge the Health and Law departments.

Now they just call them “inspections.”

Almost makes sense, since everyone decides to sue whenever they get the flu,

but it helps no one,

and most of these inspectors we get?

Arrogant, unhelpful assholes who can’t cook spaghetti without a microwave.

Brings new meaning to the word “legalistic”,

ya know?

I only fall for the brightest ones.

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:28:47 -0400

Demon-psycho girl who used to work at Quiznos? Yeah, it’s about her again.

Because she got drunk last night.

She drove. She crashed. She got arrested.

And now she’s back in jail for a little while.

Haaaaaaah.

But otherwise, I’ve been waiting all week for a certain customer to walk in the store. Because I plan on asking her out. Maybe she’s a similar case as the aforementioned, but hey, risks are fun. Suspense. It’s magic.

Alright, my last “analog dating experiment” ended in me finding out that she’d...

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:08:41 -0400

Alright, my last “analog dating experiment” ended in me finding out that she’d been kicked out of three schools, was married to a guy older than my grandparents, and convicted of attempted arson, attempted armed burglary, and evading police.

But hey, you can’t win every time.

My coworker knows I like one girl who comes into the store almost weekly. I didn’t ask her out when she came in this week. The agreement is that I either have to ask her out, or buy ice cream for my coworker every time this girl comes in.

This will either end horribly or amazingly.

Okay, my new tumblr just followed all of you. It's empty, but that's gonna change.

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:35:12 -0400

here's the plan

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:08:19 -0400

Starting a completely different tumblr, because I want a site that I can hand out to people who wish they were as sexy as I. And parents. And teachers. And republicans.
This tumblr, infidelectronic, will stay around, as more of a secrety place. I’ll post here with a little less frequency, but I’ll still do it.
I’m going to refollow all of you lovely followers, so if you get an unexpected new follower, it might be me. If you want, ask for my new URL @ infidelectronic@yahoo.com .

Travel agents on why Americans should not be allowed to travel:

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:01:46 -0400

snugglesmcfein:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, “I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time.”

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.”

Hahahaha…these are all amazing.

yvynyl: Musician’s Dice “The Musician’s Dice are a creative...

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:42:57 -0400

yvynyl:

Musician’s Dice

“The Musician’s Dice are a creative tool that can be used in any number of ways: they bring the element of chance into the musical process. They can be used in composing Aleatory and 12 tone-music, or as a basis for improvisation; they’re fun in a jam session. They also make an effective study tool: they can be used as “musical flash cards” when learning harmony, and their randomness makes for fresh and challenging exercise in sight-singing and ear training.”

So now you can play in DoD-minor.

Aw dang.

abbyjean: a small zimbabwean newspaper is doing all its...

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:30:24 -0400

abbyjean:

a small zimbabwean newspaper is doing all its advertising on zimbabwean currency. (wooster)

YES.

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:51:18 -0400

YES.

They should call April Fool's Day "Be Suspicious of All of Your Asshole Friends All Day" Day.

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:46:08 -0400

preduke:

I’m just spending all day waiting to get fucked.

Everything anyone says is suspect.

“Ryan, want to go to the mall?” “Fuck you. I know your plans.”

Mr. Look@mybelly. i wil b ur shoulder 2 cry on. The novelist. Scowl. “it be cool 4/20...

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:35:13 -0400

Mr. Look@mybelly. i wil b ur shoulder 2 cry on.
The novelist.
Scowl.
“it be cool 4/20 freindly lol…”
Oh dang. I got a huge dick. Validity achieved.
I drive a Suburban to Alaska. With scene chicks.
I don’t shave. I probably should. Here’s my number.
Dude, don’t be superficial…like end up really being a dude. Or anything.
Mr. Look@mybelly again. I smoke but am tryin 2 quit.
Hey ladies. Like my fishy?
“I hate chick flicks. More like gun fights and car chase movies. I’m one badass dude.”
Somebody honest.

Those are all the guys, my age, that my ad has been “competing” with. A couple other guys seem alright, but seriously?

No replies yet.

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Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:36:33 -0400

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mattpayton: Pixar v. Dreamworks I think this principle applies...

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:43:10 -0400

mattpayton:

Pixar v. Dreamworks

I think this principle applies to many things in life. I would normally use this sentence to shit on modern Republicans and equate them to Dreamworks, but unforunately there is no other party with ideas who think ahead, a la Pixar to contrast with.

R-word.org - Change the conversation...

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:49:37 -0400

R-word.org - Change the conversation...:

rentastic:

Our language frames how we think about others.

Help eliminate the use of the R-word in everyday speech.

You’re not going to read this (well, it would be creepy if you did know about this blog, but...

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:32:05 -0400

You’re not going to read this (well, it would be creepy if you did know about this blog, but whatever).

But you listen, and I wonder why.

I really like you, you know it, and you’re with another guy. Things should be awkward, but they’re not. You could easily avoid me, but you don’t. You realized that I need you, and you’re there.

You care, and I don’t know why.

And for some reason, it all feels meaningful. Like I’m in some dark tunnel, but I have the reassurance of a warm hand, guiding me. I hate trusting. I hate waiting. But for some reason, when you came along, it all became okay.

Why?

Redundant

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:53:39 -0400

Redundant

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:53:36 -0400

Here’s how I got my tumblr name. It was dark, and a little windy. It was just me and this one...

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:46:00 -0400

Here’s how I got my tumblr name.

It was dark, and a little windy. It was just me and this one guy, down at the end of a pier. He tells me that there isn’t any other way. He takes off his jacket. He lunges at me with this knife, and I kick it out of his hands. I sock him in the gut. I throw him over the side. I pick up his jacket, and find a little slip of paper in one of the pockets, scrawled with “infidelectronic”. I eat the little slip of paper. I set the jacket on fire.

likejohnnylovedjune: samflower: Never ever ever gets old. Years...

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:19:36 -0400

likejohnnylovedjune:

samflower:

Never ever ever gets old. Years later? I don’t care. Still awesome.

oh my god I cracked up every time this came on tv.

Quiznos isn’t just my auto-reblog…it’s my life. My sad, sad life.