Apr 20 2009
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Corporate Inspection Today
Which, for my store,
(you might know where)
means we get a law school drop-out to run through a checklist of rules/reg’s.
We used to have corporate health inspections.
Then they decided to merge the Health and Law departments.
Now they just call them “inspections.”
Almost makes sense, since everyone decides to sue whenever they get the flu,
but it helps no one,
and most of these inspectors we get?
Arrogant, unhelpful assholes who can’t cook spaghetti without a microwave.
Brings new meaning to the word “legalistic”,
ya know?
