Mar 15 2009
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Resume of the girl I *almost* dated:
- School 1: Kicked out after being suspended 38 times in one year.
- School 2: Kicked out after drug doggie finds cocaine.
- School 3: Never actually got in, failed mandatory 8-step drug test, for opiates. She claims that it’s ridiculous, she’s allergic to opiates, and if anything, she should have been positive for alcohol and barbituates.
- Got her GED.
Things were going so well, too.
But no…hell no.
