February 2011
1 post
Well, I still haven’t publicly renounced my “faith” yet. It feels really strange to be living like this. I go to church, sing the songs and bow my head in prayer.
Here’s the reason. During the snowstorm, I worked long, long hours of overtime, and we received huge bonuses on top of it all. After we had earned a certain amount, it was clear to my boss that I could just quit...
January 2011
1 post
A little dusting-off; opening-up
You guys never clear out your “followed”, do you?
Not that it’s such a bad thing, mind you. In fact, I rather appreciate it.
Let’s get the pleasantries out of the way:
I’ve been working for almost a year at a Catholic hospital as a lunch lady. It’s been a decent job with the usual drama, great benefits and an interesting crew.
As a result of that, I’ve...
May 2009
1 post
All of my old activity is out of the...
Haha. It’s “3”.
April 2009
13 posts
Corporate Inspection Today
Which, for my store,
(you might know where)
means we get a law school drop-out to run through a checklist of rules/reg’s.
We used to have corporate health inspections.
Then they decided to merge the Health and Law departments.
Now they just call them “inspections.”
Almost makes sense, since everyone decides to sue whenever they get the flu,
but it helps no one,
and most...
I only fall for the brightest ones.
Demon-psycho girl who used to work at Quiznos? Yeah, it’s about her again.
Because she got drunk last night.
She drove. She crashed. She got arrested.
And now she’s back in jail for a little while.
Haaaaaaah.
But otherwise, I’ve been waiting all week for a certain customer to walk in the store. Because I plan on asking her out. Maybe she’s a similar case as the...
Alright, my last “analog dating experiment” ended in me finding out that she’d been kicked out of three schools, was married to a guy older than my grandparents, and convicted of attempted arson, attempted armed burglary, and evading police.
But hey, you can’t win every time.
My coworker knows I like one girl who comes into the store almost weekly. I didn’t ask her...
Okay, my new tumblr just followed all of you. It's...
here's the plan
Starting a completely different tumblr, because I want a site that I can hand out to people who wish they were as sexy as I. And parents. And teachers. And republicans.
This tumblr, infidelectronic, will stay around, as more of a secrety place. I’ll post here with a little less frequency, but I’ll still do it.
I’m going to refollow all of you lovely followers, so if you get an...
Travel agents on why Americans should not be...
snugglesmcfein:
I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”
Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the...
They should call April Fool's Day "Be Suspicious...
preduke:
I’m just spending all day waiting to get fucked.
Everything anyone says is suspect.
“Ryan, want to go to the mall?” “Fuck you. I know your plans.”
Mr. Look@mybelly. i wil b ur shoulder 2 cry on.
The novelist.
Scowl.
“it be cool 4/20 freindly lol…”
Oh dang. I got a huge dick. Validity achieved.
I drive a Suburban to Alaska. With scene chicks.
I don’t shave. I probably should. Here’s my number.
Dude, don’t be superficial…like end up really being a dude. Or anything.
Mr. Look@mybelly again. I...
R-word.org - Change the conversation... →
rentastic:
Our language frames how we think about others.
Help eliminate the use of the R-word in everyday speech.
March 2009
87 posts
Redundant
Redundant
Here’s how I got my tumblr name.
It was dark, and a little windy. It was just me and this one guy, down at the end of a pier. He tells me that there isn’t any other way. He takes off his jacket. He lunges at me with this knife, and I kick it out of his hands. I sock him in the gut. I throw him over the side. I pick up his jacket, and find a little slip of paper in one of the pockets,...
Who was your very first follower?
lovehopehate:
latay:
dweeler:
(via blairsey)
Jspurg :)
AlixJay <8-5
Inez!
Mine was Mark at yvynyl. We still follow each other. I first tried out tumblr in May of ‘08, and it didn’t last long, but some people still followed until when I logged back on in September.
at least search the mugshot database.
So yeah, I’m back.
Anyways, remember that one girl who got kicked out of three schools? Yeah. Talked to her some more. Turns out, she’s also been charged for attempted arson, second-degree burglary and some other stuff with weapons. And then the last thing I find out is that she’s married to a guy in his 50’s…who was out there committing that stuff along with her.
...
HOLYSHITBALLSBESTTUMBLREVER. →
carmenmariah:
STFU MARRIEDS!
PETA Co-Founder Ingrid Newkirk’s “Unique Will"
snugglesmcfein:
think4yourself:
PETA Co-Founder Ingrid Newkirk’s “Unique Will” - Neatorama
“Upon my death, it is my wish that my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation. […]
a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it...
fact
Whenever my mom and I find each other on Facebook chat at the same time, we send words like “poop” and “fart” back and forth.
Man. I haven’t been to any of the coasts in awhile. After a week in DC, the state of Oklahoma just feels…redneck. I think I know why:
Red OU apparel
Orange OSU apparel
The absence of the aforementioned was so, so pleasant.
Resume of the girl I *almost* dated:
School 1: Kicked out after being suspended 38 times in one year.
School 2: Kicked out after drug doggie finds cocaine.
School 3: Never actually got in, failed mandatory 8-step drug test, for opiates. She claims that it’s ridiculous, she’s allergic to opiates, and if anything, she should have been positive for alcohol and barbituates.
Got her...
I’m not bringing my laptop on spring break, so you people won’t hear from me much over the next few days. But you’ll be fine.
Will someone please tell me why the Kardashians...
(via hannahkayye)
This totally won’t answer your question, but whenever I hear their last name, I think of the Cardassians from Star Trek.
Nerds FTW!
“When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement.”
– A representative for Radiohead in a statement following the 16-year-old pop singer, Miley Cyrus’ comment that she would “ruin” the band for refusing to meet with her at the Grammys. (via absurdlakefront)
“Stinkin’ Radiohead!”
Enjoyed that Dead Anastasia post quite a bit, didn’t you, tumblr?
Haha. You kids are sick, but I still love you.
The Untold Story of the World's Biggest Diamond... →
danielholter:
exalen:
In February 2003, [Leonardo] Notarbartolo was arrested for heading a ring of Italian thieves. They were accused of breaking into a vault two floors beneath the Antwerp Diamond Center and making off with at least $100 million worth of loose diamonds, gold, jewelry, and other spoils. The vault was thought to be impenetrable. It was protected by 10 layers of security,...
It's official: the Bolsheviks got Anastasia. →
likejohnnylovedjune:
infidelectronic:
She died.
Along with your Disney hopes and dreams.
interesting.
and it wasn’t a disney movie.
Oh darn. You’re right.
Okay, your 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment dreams.
It's official: the Bolsheviks got Anastasia. →
She died.
Along with your Disney hopes and dreams.
Um, remember this?
Yeah, well, I might ask her out for Friday night. I probably will, actually.
It feels so analog, though. No facebook involved, no lengthy AIM conversations, nothing. Can I handle this? Haha.
You know what bothers me?
thebalaclava:
On Facebook, in response to “Favorite Books” when people write “i cant read” or some such nonsense. Obviously, you can read, or you wouldn’t have filled in any of that personal information. Since when is implying that you are illiterate funny? Because I don’t think it’s funny. I think it’s obnoxious. If you are not well-read enough to have favorite books, I’d rather you just not...
something old something new . tumblr . com →
rentastic:
I thought it was time I let you all know.
Weddings!
I’m predisposed to avoid, but some of you peoples might enjoy this one.
New coworker tomorrow. There’s a little whisper in me. What if she’s amazing?
I have ridiculous hopes sometimes…but I don’t know what I’d do without them.
Napoleon XIV - They’re Coming to Take Me...
Only things on TV at this hour are infomercials by some company for mattresses and Benny Hinn.
Everybody’s spine is feeling better, for a price.