infidelectronic

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Haha. It’s “3”.

Corporate Inspection Today

Which, for my store,

(you might know where)

means we get a law school drop-out to run through a checklist of rules/reg’s.

We used to have corporate health inspections.

Then they decided to merge the Health and Law departments.

Now they just call them “inspections.”

Almost makes sense, since everyone decides to sue whenever they get the flu,

but it helps no one,

and most of these inspectors we get?

Arrogant, unhelpful assholes who can’t cook spaghetti without a microwave.

Brings new meaning to the word “legalistic”,

ya know?

I only fall for the brightest ones.

Demon-psycho girl who used to work at Quiznos? Yeah, it’s about her again.

Because she got drunk last night.

She drove. She crashed. She got arrested.

And now she’s back in jail for a little while.

Haaaaaaah.

But otherwise, I’ve been waiting all week for a certain customer to walk in the store. Because I plan on asking her out. Maybe she’s a similar case as the aforementioned, but hey, risks are fun. Suspense. It’s magic.

Alright, my last “analog dating experiment” ended in me finding out that she’d been kicked out of three schools, was married to a guy older than my grandparents, and  convicted of attempted arson, attempted armed burglary, and evading police.

But hey, you can’t win every time.

My coworker knows I like one girl who comes into the store almost weekly. I didn’t ask her out when she came in this week. The agreement is that I either have to ask her out, or buy ice cream for my coworker every time this girl comes in.

This will either end horribly or amazingly.

Okay, my new tumblr just followed all of you. It's empty, but that's gonna change.

here's the plan

• Starting a completely different tumblr, because I want a site that I can hand out to people who wish they were as sexy as I. And parents. And teachers. And republicans.
• This tumblr, infidelectronic, will stay around, as more of a secrety place. I’ll post here with a little less frequency, but I’ll still do it.
• I’m going to refollow all of you lovely followers, so if you get an unexpected new follower, it might be me. If you want, ask for my new URL @ infidelectronic@yahoo.com .

Travel agents on why Americans should not be allowed to travel:

snugglesmcfein:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.  After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas.  When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, “I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time.”

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.”

Hahahaha…these are all amazing.